Aural Sex
I just wanted to put a plug in for Etymotic Research, the maker of my beloved ER-6i earphones. I’ve had these for a couple of years now. I use them nearly daily. These are in-canal earphones and when you listen to music with them, you instantly orgasm. Or maybe that’s eargasm. Either way, music sounds staggeringly good with these headphones. Anyway, I had one of the phones go out on me, and they were out of warranty. I sent them in for repair and they sent me a brand new pair, no charge. Great customer service on the phone, free replacement. Well worth the $100 I spent. Use your birthday/christmas/channukah/kwanzaa/samhain money next time and get some.








