All that Om Mane Padme

Last week, coming home from Girl Scout Camp:
Alyssa: I can’t wait until Ian and Emma are out of the house. They annoy me.
Me: Sweetie, you’ll be off to college long before they are out of the house.
Alyssa: I’m going to stay and live with you in college, dad.
(Wouldn’t that be great? Even at 9, I’m already worried about my kids being gone. Perhaps that’ll change after a few teenage years)
Me: That’s fine, but I’ll be in Tibet, chanting with the buddhist monks once you and your siblings are done with high school.
Alyssa: No problem. I’ll stay home and take care of the house
Me: Don’t you want to come to Tibet with me?
Alyssa: No. I’m not up for all that “Om Mane Padme”