“Ive been to hell. I spell it…i spell it DMV
Anyone thats been there knows
precisely what I mean
Stood there and Ive waited
and choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers
I’d screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless”
- Primus, DMV
Indiana now has these “In God We Trust” license plates. They’ve had them since the beginning of the year. Seeing them around town, I’ve had a bit of trouble with the idea that separation is accomplished via a couple of steel bolts. Wouldn’t that be the fastening of church and state? But hey, if people want to profess their love of God on their cars, well, it’s free speech, right? There’s just one hitch. To get any other custom plate in Indiana, you pay $40. Custom plates like Support Our Troops, Purple Heart, the Boy Scouts, and the Colts football team. That $40 goes toward a $15 administration fee and a $25 donation to the organization you want to support. The God plates, however, are free. The $15 fee is waived. With a manufacturing cost of $3.69 a plate and almost a half million of them out there now, that means Indiana taxpayers have paid about $1.8 million to Trust God. Sounds to me like Indiana’s legislators have quite clearly made a law respecting an establishment of religion. Perhaps Rep. Woody Burton was too busy keeping my gay friends away from the altar to have read the damn constitution.
I was down at the BMV this morning to get plates for Hotaru (and found my personalized plate with her name won’t be here for just over a year). They were definitely promoting the God plate. I was shown the regular plate, the God plate, and no other custom plates. The ACLU is suing the BMV over this bit of political theatre. Good for them. I should send them a few bucks. When will these legislators either a) stop wasting our money passing these laws promoting their favorite religion? or b) just come out and try to repeal the first amendment outright?
I suggested to the editor of our paper this morning that perhaps they could continue to waive the fee if they also offered “In Krishna We Trust”, “In Allah We Trust”, and “Are You Kidding Me?” plates. I’d pay $15 for one of those.














venessa
| 24-Apr-07 at 12:26 pm | Permalink
I don’t think you the only state that is dealing with this problem. How about In Pelosi We Trust? I would buy that.
Eden
| 24-Apr-07 at 12:26 pm | Permalink
Is there room to add “dess” on the end?
thordora
| 24-Apr-07 at 1:49 pm | Permalink
Ah government…what will you waste our money on next?
Missy
| 24-Apr-07 at 2:27 pm | Permalink
Oh for heaven’s sake. It’s a thin line between the (non)establishment clause and “free” expression. I think you just found it.
Phew. After checking Michigan’s Secretary of State website I can proudly say we offer no such plate here. And personalized plates are mailed from Lansing within three weeks.
Mardé
| 24-Apr-07 at 7:42 pm | Permalink
It sounds like the right wing troglodyte wing of the rupuglican party still has some control in Indiana. Amazing how they could pull that off. Maybe the DMV got assigned to a “God fearin Christian” hypocrite as his private domain? Hope the ACLU can successfully sue the pants off of them, so to speak.
kassie
| 24-Apr-07 at 8:27 pm | Permalink
Our license plate says, ” Live Free or Die”. If you are an adult in NH you currently do not have to wear a seatbelt or a helmet in our state, or carry any insurance if you own your vehicle. After seeing what Ive seen working in the ER I personally think its dangerous.
We have conservation plates. Which is kind of cool. They have a picture of a Moose on them. Revenues generated are distributed to help fund projects used for the scenic beauty, wildlife, and historic sites of our state.
jase
| 24-Apr-07 at 8:30 pm | Permalink
NH has the best state motto. I love the northeast for its steadfast adherence to the true principles of freedom.
kassie
| 26-Apr-07 at 4:51 am | Permalink
I agree with sticking to our principles. I just worry about people getting hurt. I dont think it should be changed, I just want people to be safe and responsible.
jessica
| 04-May-07 at 2:24 pm | Permalink
OK. I am totally speechless on this. Apparently, we still need the ACLU for something…..