Modern Jackass

I went to mail my iPod in this evening to have it diagnosed and potentially repaired. I showed it to the guy in the mailing shop and told him I was sending it to a repair shop.
“What’s wrong with it?”
“Oh, it loads up a dozen songs or so and then gives an error message”
“It must have gotten encrypted with a virus. That almost happened to mine one time”

Later…

“That’ll be $7.49 to send it FedEx”
“Small price to pay compared to paying for a new iPod”
“Yeah, they’ll probably just run a virus scan on it and send it back”

I couldn’t help enjoying seeing the guy on the cover of the next issue of Modern Jackass