Civil War II
Fuck the South. We’re part of the new Urban Archipelago.
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November 15th, 2004
The United State of JesusLand, South Carolina
Found at Christion Exodus:
ChristianExodus.org is coordinating the move of thousands of Christians to South Carolina for the express purpose of re-establishing Godly, constitutional government.
Hallelujah, I say! Put all the fundies in a box, I say. Then I don’t have to vote for them, read about them in my newspaper, or even recognize their nation in international treaties. I can even block their country code from my DNS lookups!
And, we’d finally get some of that cheap labor I was hoping for.
My brother- and sister-in-law would have to move elsewhere to sail and live on the ocean, but I suspect they’d make that kind of sacrifice to get the fundies out of their hair too. I’d miss visiting Charleston, but the USA has plenty of other beauty. Give it a few years and tourism to the United State of JesusLand, South Carolina would be cheap anyway.
