Civil War

I think we should have let the south secede when we had the chance. Now they’ve gone and infected Ohio and Indiana, turning them from red states to blue. Had we let them secede when we had the chance, we’d have yet another third world nation we could exploit for cheap labor. Though I doubt we’d be co-opting their music like we do, say, Africa or Latin America. There’s just not enough substance to country music to warrant ripping it off. For an even more lucid version of this meme, see BoingBoing